Mal: It sounds like the finest party I could imagine gettin' paid to go to.
Inara: I don't suppose you'd find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues.
Team BDC's August Challenge is the Firefly episode "Shindig".
So, put on your purtiest dress or tightest pair of pants and get to thinking on this one.